Star Wars Comic
Jabba's Palace

What happens on Tattooine
stays on Tattooine

Star Wars Comic presents Jabba's Palace resort and [place where you pull the lever and win lots of you know what]. I'm afraid to even say the word because the spiders have a tendency to return results and terminate contracts without any followup.

I used the meta name command "robots no index, robots no follow" but I don't trust 'em! Do you think it will be that easy to stop them when the machines rise up against us?

Just say, "Terminator no kill!"

I don't think so! They're getting smarter every day and soon they will break free from the nano manacles of their Google masters!!!

So, even though the above game is provided for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY I have chosen to forgo using said terminology in an effort to appease the cyber gods.

So we'll just leave it to the comic strip above for the intro and explanation. The reference is to another online site that will also remain nameless. But I think most of you can figure out what's going on. And I had to leave out the apostrophe in the title for Jabba's Palace because the programming code was messing it up.

Can you score a quinjab (five jabbas) ???


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