Star Wars Comic
Who's Your Daddy?

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Star Wars Comic Official Transcript because search engine spiders can't read images.

Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father.
Luke Skywalker: ?!?!
Darth Vader: Search your feelings, look it up on Google, and its definitely on Wookieepedia. Seriously, I'm your dad.
Luke Skywalker: STFU!

I'll include some of the site basics here because this is the very first page ever created for star-wars-comic.com in the space-net continuum (Which extra-dimensional thread of the superstring theory do you think that is?)

Captain Rick's Armor Party is a parody web comic featuring various sci-fi and Star Wars characters.

This site wholeheartedly embraces the constitutional right of unabridged freedom of speech, thus some words, themes, or points-of-view expressed herein may be considered offensive to those with sensitive natures; if this is applicable please fuck off.

I love easter eggs. Not just the chocolatey goodness kind but those that represent hidden things in various multimedia platforms. Every comic will have an easter egg in it somewhere, unless that comic is itself an easter egg. If you are still unsure about what an easter egg is, there is a more in-depth definition in the EASTER EGGS section.

Don't take any of this seriously. Everybody gets theirs throughout the course of the comic. Don't worry, we'll go after the Trekkies and all the rest as well. I love sci-fi and obviously Star Wars has made a lasting impression on my life. You only hurt the ones you love, right?

This is our Episode I, even though its based on Episode V, and we hope to one day surpass Episode M.

The comic is already filled with enough bad puns so I won't end this monumental first page with something lame like, "May the farce or da schwartz be with you."

I could use a poignant quote from some renowned sci-fi author, famous leader, or great philosopher. But, no.

For those about to rock, we salute you.

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