Star Wars Characters
Captain Rick's Armor Party
Expanded Universe Canon

Star Wars characters in today's Galactic Empire are primarily motivated by power, greed, and notoriety. Not Rick. He's motivated by music, booze, and chicks. But he's good at what he does, so he is allotted the access and authority to roam Wild Space as he pleases; which is great for touring purposes when you're the lead guitarist of Jen.exe and the Thermal Detonators.








IG-138 is not just an assassin droid but is also programmed to play bass guitar. He was originally hired to kill Captain Rick after the "Fukk Hutt" incident; but by the power of metal, the captain's guitar playing short-circuited IG-138's hunter programming and he quickly joined the band.







Ro-Man is a megalomaniacal wanna-be-galaxy-crushing force of madness and destruction. But he settles for a good mosh pit and wookiee bashing (he says they give furry aliens a bad name). He gave the Great Guidance a double gorilla middle finger salute and joined up with Captain Rick. Ro-Man is his chief navigations officer and also plays keyboards and the "very atomic" explozaphone. He finds most Star Wars characters insignificant and not worth his time, but for some reason he hates Max Rebo and wants to "squash that little fucker."





jen.exe took her name tongue-in-cheek from the ancient programming language abbreviation for an executable program after what was supposed to be a standard bounty collection on Rishi went down twisted. This is an old picture of Jen, before she had her head blasted off. But she lived through it. She's one tough bitch. She now has a new plastoid skull with removable faceplate for switching appearances. Her Mandalorian armor is simply a trophy from a previous kill which she keeps around for intimidation purposes. Jen is also the lead singer of the Thermal Detonators.



The Atari 26000 is the sentient flight computer on Captain Rick's YT-1251 freighter (a transitional prototype starship which never went into production, it featured a top-mounted cockpit, bigger engines, and heavier firepower). It may be the most sarcastic machine ever built. Even though it's considered ancient technology nowadays, the Atari 26000 is self-programming and capable of electronically hacksmashing any of the newer, younger systems.





You can't blast rebels without blasting some Star Wars music, which is why Captain Rick built the boomboxbot, a mobile sound unit so you can listen to Slayer while you go into battle. Plus it doubles as a PA.


Thus ends the current list of Star Wars Expanded Universe (not quite official yet) canon for Captain Rick's Armor Party. And remember to watch out for spaceballs!



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